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iDream of GIBBAY

In this funky fresh fierce episode, Natalie and Circe contemplate whether young Freddie has a degradation kink, if iCarly was Rob Dyrdek’s inspo for Ridiculousness, and wonder what Spencer Shay’s drag name would be, all while accidentally canceling Rob Schneider for crimes he didn’t commit.

iDream of Dance

Carly, Sam and Freddie (Miranda Cosgrove, Jenette McCurdy and Nathan Kress) decide to have a competition for the iCarly web-show viewers and ask fans to submit videos, but they receive 3000 submissions and are hypnotized into strange dreams while reviewing them.

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Drink Counter

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Nat
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Circe

Toil and Trouble

Circe and Nat got into a fight before recording. Natalie took her glasses off and Circe said "and now she's beautiful," which hurt Natalie's feelings. Then, Circe asked Nat, "Do I look like Eminem?" to which Nat said "yes," upsetting Circe. They have not resolved this feud.

No Boot All Rally

Natalie got her second dose of the Corona Virus vaccine the day before recording, so she felt like she'd been hit by a bus all day. Despite the headache, nausea and overall hellfire in her body, she grabbed her Bud Light Seltzer and rallied on, for the love of iCarly.

Amateur Hour

The dynamic duo stayed up until 2am recording this and it took 4 takes!

Sam Being Toxic

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FOOT

Gratuitous Foot Shots

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pants

Spencer Taking His Pants Off Infront His Little Sister

N/A

Ratio of Shirtless Gibby to Talking Gibby (in seconds)

9.42:11.21

Sexual Innuendo

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Our Notes

iDream of Dance

Episode Title: iDream of Dance

Season 1 Ep 3

Release Date: Sept. 16 2007

Director: Adam Weissman

Writer(s): Dan Schneider 

 

iCarly Episode Synopsis: Carly, Sam and Freddie decide to have a competition for iCarly viewers and ask fans to submit videos , but they receive 3000 submissions and are hypnotized into strange dreams while reviewing them.

Cold Open
  • Cold Open - Classroom
      1. Sam is eating an ENTIRE breakfast in class
        1. Of course, the laugh track is going CRAZY
        2. Punchline is Carly excitedly asking “is that Turkey Bacon?!”
      2. Freddie coldy says hello to Sam, to which she says “I’m eating”
        1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      3. Ms. Briggs AKA Mindy Sterling the GOAT says PUT IT AWAY, so, naturally, Sam “puts it away” into Freddies backpack.
  • TOXIC SAM COUNTER 1
        1.  Freddie is only mildly annoyed?
        2. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        3. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      2. GIBBBAY INTRODUCTION
        1. Wearing a pink button up
        2. Excited about a spelling bee???
          1. Nerd alert?
        3. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        4. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      3. “Prepare to be stimulated by a true performer”
  • SEXUAL INNUENDO: 1
        1. Mrs. Briggs is Scottish REPRESENT
        2. The true performer is a Scottish Highland Dancer
        3. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        4. They boo him RUDE?!
        5. Sam tries to blame Gibby, but Gibby reveals the truth and says, “I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM.”
  • SAM TOXIC COUNTER: 2
        1. >>>>>>>>
    2. Secretly gets Turkey Bacon 
      1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Act I
  • Carly’s Apartment
      1. Background on Sam’s mom!
        1. She drove them to Carly’s
        2. Sam thanks Carly for letting her hang!!!!!!
        3. Carly thought her mom’s perfume smell was bc the “Cat peed in the car again”
          1. >>>>>>>>>>
          2. >>>>>>>>>
      2. Freddie, of course, randomly meets them in the hallway.
        1. Alexa, play Harry Styles’ Meet Me In The Hallway
        2. >>>>>>>>>>
      3. Freddie is actually pissed about his bookbag being ruined.
        1. “I had to go get a new backpack because somebody poured their breakfast in mine 😡🤬👿👿👿
        2. “You’re lucky I didn’t put it down your pants” - Sam
        3. SEXUAL TENSION IN THIS ARGUMENT
        4. >>>>>>>>>>
      4. Who wants iced tea? “Tea me.” The chef’s kiss dialogue.
        1. SAM marvels at Carly for putting a lemon on the side of the iced tea
        2. FREDDIE “Carly is classy”
        3. SAM “Oh and I’m not classy?”
        4. FREDDIE “Classy people don’t clean out their ears with their cell phone antenna”
          1. OLD TECH ALERT
        5. SAM “It your your antenna”
  • SAM TOXIC COUNTER 3
          1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
      2. GET A ROOM!
    2. FINALLY they start complaining about the bad dancing, concluded that good dancing would be fun to watch and realize that would be a good iCarly bit.
      1. Whole time, Sam lowkey takes Freddie’s straw and cleans her ear with it, when he asks where it was, she puts it back in his drink.
  • TOXIC SAM COUNTER: 4 
      1. >>>>>>>>>>>
Act II
  • Act II
  • ICARLY SET
        1. Open with saying hello in different languages, Sam say’s Dirkenshnof, Carly says what language is that, Sam say’s “it’s good evening in foreignese” Carly say’s “I don’t believe u but i have no proof so,” then they both yell Dirkenshnof.
          1. >>>>>>>>>>>
          2. >>>>>>>>>>>
        2. Asks their fans to send in either really cool or really lame videos of them dancing. 
          1. >>>>>>>>>
        3. >>>>>>>>>>>
  • SCHOOL
        1. Sam bashing in a locker WITH A RANDOM HAMMER? 
          1. >>>>
          2. SAM - “Hi”
          3. CARLY - “Why”
          4. SAM - “my combo won’t work”
          5. FREDDIE - “👿👿👿HEY👿👿…..🥰🥰so i was on iCarly.com🥰🥰🥰”
            1. >>>>>>>>>>
        2. Over 3,000 submissions 
          1. WHAT WILL THEY DO?
          2. Watch 500 a night until the episode
            1. >>>>>>>>>>
        3. Sam continues to hit the locker
          1. GIBBAY arrives, in ANOTHER pink shirt!!!
          2. GIBBY “wtf are you doing to my locker”
          3. SAM “it’s my locker”
          4. GIBBY “No, thats your locker.”
        4. Sam opens her real locker, thanks Gibby, the gang leaves as if nothing occurred.
          1. Gibby goes to open his locker, and the whole fucking door falls off.
            1. >>>>>>>>>>>
            2. >>>>>>>>
  • SHAY APARTMENT
        1. The kiddies are watching the dancing submission and they are TIRED
        2. Sam makes a comment that freddie is agreeing with carly’s ratings and freddie makes a comment about her making a comment 
          1. >>>>>
        3. Spencer comes in lookin fine as hell….
          1. “Whatcha guy’s UHHHHHHing about”
            1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
          2. Spencer wants to showcase the “firecracker” on iCarly….
            1. >>>>>>>>>>
            2. >>>>>>>>
          3. Spencer looking for his helmet and shin guards in his bedroom (????) which we hardly ever see.
            1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
            2. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
            3. Spencer almost eats a moldy ass biscuit he lost in his room .. “QUIRKY”!
        4. The girls get super interested in this video of a “totally hot” kid tap dancing .. and then flipping ? that got sent in but freddie doesn’t like him 
          1. >>
          2. >>
          3. >>>>
          4. Freddie calls him a “nub” ?
            1. >>>>>>
          5. Carly: “well then some day i want to be Mrs. Carly Nub” <3
          6. Freddie goes to get a “juice pouch”
            1. >>
        5. Sam laying on freddies shoulder, they both get uncomfy and get off each other
      2. The kids all fall asleep on the couch and then the screen ~fades~ away to take us into a dream where the kids are all at the school and it turns into high school musical
        1. Rock and roll/hip hoppy dance?
        2. The kids are confused.
      3. Sam wakes up, now we go to her dream.
        1. Mrs. Brigg’s detention, a ruckus blooming
        2. She’s going to torture them with bag pipe music.
        3. Amps magically appear, Briggs outfit changes, then the kids, into scottish garb, and Sam is like why is this happening.
        4. “When did I learn these moves?!” While performing perfectly. “Why am I pointing??”
          1. >>>
          2. >>>>>>>
          3. >>>>>>>
        5. GIBBY COMES IN SHIRTLESS AND IN PINK ACCENTED BOXERS saying he’s ready for the test
  • 14:58-15:06 S1 EP 3 FIRST SHIRTLESS GIBBY SIGHTING
        1. SAM “Get out of here Gibby, this is my nightmare!”
        2. >>>
        3. >>>>>>>>
    2. Now Freddie’s dream
      1. “You shouldn’t have called you webshow iCarly, you should have named it “you purdy”
        1. >>>>>>>>>
        2. >>
      2. Kid asks for a kiss, carly says no, “Zeke don’t take no for an answer”
        1. >>>>>>
        2. Freddie comes in to save the day 
        3. >>
        4. FREDDIE “She said leave her alone”
        5. >>>>>>
        6. ZEKE “Oh yeah, What are you gunna do about it?”
        7. Random kids gathering around????
          1. >>>
        8. Freddie “I’M GUNNA DANCE” WITH THE SMIRKIEST OF SMIRKS EVER, points at the floor (????????) POOF now he’s dressed like a gay greaser from that book with Ponyboy Kurtis. The outsiders. I should read that again.
          1. Wait i loved the outsiders .. a book i actually read .. my thought was grease
        9. Camera pans: Down. AND HES STARTS?? TAP DANCING????? 
          1. >>>>>>
        10. FREDDIE in all his testosterone glory just… GETS UP IN HIS FACE
        11. STARTS TAP DANCE BATTLING WHILE THE KIDS CHEER ON ZEKE, Zeke kind of serves….. but actually.. period
        12. Freddie walks away, almost giving up but then he get a glint of mischief in his eye….. He has an idea. Also
          1. >>>>>>>>>>>>
          2. THE KIDS GO “GUNNA GO CRY TO UR MOMMY?”
            1. >>
        13. Turns around and taps his HEART OUT “WOO What? What are you gunna do? What?? Check it out? BACK UP BACK UP What? What?” LMFAO
        14. Mop war, freddie pushes zeke in bucket and it just … rolls away
        15. The kids (who were just booing him..) join in to do a whole step routine
          1. This is the male cupsong……………….. Ok guess i cant have thots
        16. Zeke tries to join in and freddie punches him in the face x2
        17. Freddie break dancing
          1. >>>
        18. >>>
      3. CARLYYYYYYY’S DREAM
        1. She wakes up in the loft, but there’s no furniture, she’s in a dress and heels and she’s confused.
        2. Naturally, she needs some juice.
        3. She opens the fridge, bam a random dude in a tux walks out and Carly is like *country boy ily noise*
          1. >>>
        4. One more pops out on the breakfast bar
        5. Then from the elevator
        6. Then from the other part of the loft
          1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        7. Then one more from the stairs
          1. >>>>>>
        8. Zeke comes in, all the boys get  into formation, zeke like gently lifts up carlys chin which is kinda cute .. my 14 yr old heart would love that and carly starts “dancing” with them
          1. >> 
          2. >>
          3. >>
          4. >>>>>>>
          5. The boys make a walkway for carly to pass through and she just prances over and without much movement moves her arms and as she passes each they all fall down and she skips back .. the woo track WHISTLES??? Which makes this dance with ALL children sexual .. 
          6. The boys all surround her on the stairs and they do the part in the intro we see with their shoulders .. and again carly is so stiff and you can see she’s thinking about every move in her head 
          7. >>>>>>
      4. Spencer screaming that he found his helmet, zeke claps and POOFs away and then carly wakes up to spencer standing next to the couch in his helmet to show them his firecracker, the kids don’t want to see it
        1. “But it’s an explosion of floppy passion”
        2. SEXUAL INNUENDO COUNTER: 2
      5. Freddie leaves
        1. “I gotta go before my mom has a panic attack”
          1. >>>>>>>>
      6. Sam (asks to) stays the night, spencer is sad so he lays down on the couch to go to sleep, even though this is his house and he has a whole bedroom?
      7. SPENCERS DREAM
        1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        2. Carly’s exact dream but spencer and spencers in carly’s dress
        3. “Idk whats going on here but i think i like it”
        4. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        5. >>>>>>>>>>>>
        6. Spencer scared about dancing, but then he gets into it .. absolutely kills it
          1. >>>>>>>>>>
          2. >>>>>>>>>>>
        7. So much passion in the knocking kids down and actually shoves a kid
          1. >>>>>>>
End Credit Scene
  1. End vid is just the end of the dance with spencer from them all sitting on the stairs and then zeke poofs and spencer goes “weird….”

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